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He was the ruler of the high country;
Sovereign of Artiodactylia;
He was the Emperor of Grazeland;
the Goat of all Goats!*




* Taken from the forgotten epic "Hoofus Yolkbeard" by Grousemouth the Elder




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860x660px 543.76 KB
Make
OLYMPUS IMAGING CORP.
Model
E-300
Shutter Speed
1/250 second
Aperture
F/9.5
Focal Length
14 mm
ISO Speed
100
Date Taken
May 5, 2007, 10:36:52 AM
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Dukewolfendoom's avatar
"Behold the GOAT!
The Goat of Goats!
ON YER KNEES, DOG!
All hail...!

Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!!

The Goat grinned red,
As he trotted from the place...
Where the traitor lost both his fleece and his face!
Through the hay bales and the corridors,
Stinging in blood...
He tasted his grin and it tasted go-o-o-od...
The Goat took his head!
Left him shaven and DEAD!

Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down to the
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down to the
Bow down to the GOAT!!

The Goat left none living,
None able to tell...
The Goats took their heads,
And he booted them to HE-E-E-ELL!!
Their brays echoed loud,
In the place of their death...
Ripped open they died,
With their final breath...
They hailed the GOAT!
The Goat of Goats!!

Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down to the,
Bow down to the GOAT!!!

Into the slop,
His will be done!
Now feel your fear,
There can be only O-O-O-NE!

Bow down
Bow down,
Bow down,
Bow down,
Bow down to the,
Bow down,
Bow down to the GOAT!
Bow down,
Bow down,
Bow down,
Bow down,

The Goat is here,
Now feel your fears...
THE GOAT OF GOATS!!

All hail...!
All hail the Goat!
On your knees
On your knees for the GOAT!!

The Goat of Goats!
There is only one...

...MA-A-A-A-AHH!"


:iconhead-bang-plz: Behold, the ballad of the most METAL goat in existence.

(Seriously dude, this goat looks BADASS! :iconepicstareplz:)